Crazy Dog Laws in the USA...

# In Columbus Georgia , it is against the law for dogs to howl after 9 P.M.

# Berea Kentucky law requires dogs on the streets after dark to display a red taillight.

# Florida law does not allow dogs to ride in a school bus.

# A law in Zion Illinois prohibits owners from teaching their dogs to smoke cigars.

# In Fox Point Wisconsin, dogs cannot travel in groups larger than two.

# The Belvedere California City Council passed a law that reads, "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

                      Some Dog Jokes....

Man to dog trainer: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner."Dog trainer: "That's OK, he is a Boxer."

A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning." Her husband replies, "Well, lots of dogs can do that." The wife responded, "But we've never subscribed to any!"

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America , we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one.The vendor is too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil, and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to un-wrap their 'dogs'. The mother superior begins to blush and, then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part... did you get...?"